The cheekiest way to drink

The Mug Everyone Will Ask About

Most mugs hold a drink. This one starts a conversation, ends a dry party, and permanently changes how your friends look at you.

With its, let's say, distinctive sculpted handle and crystal-clear finish, the dihhmug turns an everyday pour into the funniest moment of the night. Coffee, cocktails, beer, juice — everything tastes better when nobody at the table can keep a straight face.

Each dihhmug is handcrafted from premium borosilicate glass. Sturdy, dishwasher-friendly, and shaped by people who clearly understood the assignment.

Why You'll Love It

  • Handmade from premium borosilicate glass
  • A handle you won't forget — and neither will your guests
  • Works for hot and cold drinks
  • 500 ml of bad decisions (350 ml for the Mini)
  • Guaranteed conversation starter
  • The perfect gag gift for birthdays, bachelor & bachelorette parties, Secret Santa, and revenge

Choose Your Size

  • Mini — 12 oz (350 ml), 4.9 in tall. The "it's not that serious" size.
  • Original — 27 oz (800 ml), 7.5 in tall. Size matters.
  • The Duo — both sizes in one set. For couples with a sense of humor.

Handmade, Never Ordinary

Every mug is shaped and finished by hand, so small variations may occur. No two are exactly alike — which is a sentence we'll let you finish yourself.

What Our Customers Say

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★★★★★

"Bought it for my husband's 32nd birthday. He said 'stop buying stupid stuff.' He now refuses to drink out of anything else."

Megan R. · Verified buyer
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★★★★★

"Brought it to a bachelorette party. It did not survive the night without becoming the main character. 10/10."

Ashley T. · Verified buyer
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★★★★★

"Quality honestly surprised me. Thick glass, feels premium, arrived perfectly packed. The jokes at Sunday brunch are free."

Chris D. · Verified buyer
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★★★★★

"Secret Santa winner three years running is finally dethroned. I am the office legend now."

Priya K. · Verified buyer
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★★★★☆

"Only complaint: my wife keeps 'borrowing' it. Ordering the Duo so we stop fighting over a glass mug like adults."

Jake M. · Verified buyer
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★★★★★

"My mother-in-law found it in my cabinet. Worth every penny for that moment alone."

Sam W. · Verified buyer

Frequently Asked Questions

Is it actually usable as a real mug?

Completely. It's premium borosilicate glass, holds hot and cold drinks, and comes with a cleaning brush for the handle. The joke is on the outside; the inside is a proper mug.

Is it dishwasher safe?

We recommend hand-washing with the included brush to keep the handle crystal clear, but the glass itself handles warm water and soap with no problem.

Will it arrive in one piece?

Every mug is inspected and packed in protective EPE foam made for international shipping. If anything arrives damaged, we replace it — see our policy below.

How long does shipping take?

We ship worldwide 🌍. Delivery usually takes 4–12 business days for most locations, and you'll get tracking as soon as your order is dispatched.

Is the packaging discreet?

The outer shipping box is plain. The fun part stays inside until you decide to reveal it.

Our "It Made Someone Laugh" Guarantee

Please record a quick unboxing video when your package arrives. If your mug shows up damaged, send us the video and we'll ship a replacement or arrange another solution — no drama, just a new mug.